A few weeks ago I had a job interview and so determined to do it right that I actually planned out EVERYTHING the night before and woke up 2 hours earlier than my alarm clock only to be 20 minutes late. Why? Because I actually managed to rear end someone driving 5 miles an hour in the middle of heavy LA traffic. Oh and for extra points: It was with a brand new 2 week old Lexus.
Yesterday had an amazing day and I was wrapping it all up with a nice -- much needed -- pedicure. I went to use the restroom and it was a tiny room with no hook for my bag and not wanting to put my bag on the floor, I actually put it on top of the toilet tank. When I stood up my bag fell over and out came my iPhone (6 plus) (Gold) and dove right into the bowl. And I had to take it out using my hands. And then my urine soaked iPhone died. Why didn't I just put the bag on the damn floor?!
And the thing that's always worse than dealing with accidents is dealing with insurance companies. I'm not even gonna go into what made me leave Allstate after the car accident but the insurance I got from Verizon, that promised me a quick new phone with no questioned asked if ever needed for only $10 per month is now very sorry because "At this time your replacement device is on backorder and is not available for immediate delivery." But as soon as they get one in and charge me a $200 deductible, they will send it over with that over night shipping I paid extra for.
Thank you God for the air in my lungs because at the moment it is all I have. And Tima. And my mom n dad. And Brenda. And Bear. And Lynda. And my beautifully painted toes.